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On this page, we'll introduce ourselves. To sum it up, we rock total ass, but just for kicks you should read the biography.
One day sometime
in the month of August, 2004, two men named Dan O'Brien and Charlie Herrick decided that Bryce Falcon deserved his own fanclub.
Within the hour, Bryce Falcon had 3 fans in his fanclub. By the looks of it, Dan and Charlie knew that a fanclub was what
they needed. Months passed and more and more people were attracted to the club, so many that Dan and Charlie could only remember
around 25 of them. On September 10, 2004, Dan and Charlie recieved two backstage passes to the historic Hours 'Till Hat-Beer
show at the Gazeebo Palace. While sitting literally inches away from the band and listening to the sweet sounds of Bryce and
the gang, the two decided that they needed to make a Bryce devoted band. Thus, The Falconers were born.
At first, things were tough. With
the immense B.F.F.C. (Bryce Falcon Fan Club) poulation growth, the Falconers were asked to perform only weeks after they had
formed. They needed to come up with enough songs for a set, and they needed a bassist. "Percussion is the least important
part of a good band" says Herrick. And with that, the two asked Daniel's brother, Patrick, to play with them temporarily.
Pat agreed but he was reluctant. "I think we need a drummer, too." he said, but Charlie exlaimed, "Pat, don't be so needy!"
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Luckily,
the three had put on an orgasmic set at the high-paying gig. Bryce Falcon even applauded the three and sang along during their
rendition of Rose Falcon's, "Up Up Up." After the show, a big record producer asked the band to sign under his label for a
minimum 6-album contract. But Charlie, Pat, and Dan decided that 6 albums werent enough and turned the man down. Since then
they have been rocking out successfully and recording songs on a computer.
*** With these words came the idea for the new single,
"Bryce Thinks Pat is Needy."
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Influences
In this area, we'll list some of our biggest influences:
Bryce Falcon
Devin Falcon
Alan Falcon
Rose Falcon
Jellybeans
Bob Saget
Patrick Duffy
J.D.L.
Toy Story
Ben Folds
Home Alone
Home Alone II: Lost in New York
Maucauly Culkin
Kieran Culkin ( a little)
Buzz McCallister
Pokemon Red/Blue
Link Cables
etc.
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Favorite Quotes
In this area, we have some quotes that have always kept us going:
The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
-Henry David Thoreau
I asked for a bag of chips.
-Pat O'Brien
"Let's start a band about Bryce."
-Charlie Herrick
"Okay."
-Dan O'Brien
"I love your face."
-Bryce Falcon
"Catch me."
-James Larsen
"Mars Volta, BRYCE."
-The Mars Volta
"Ladies and gentlemen, Bob Saget!"
-Hat and Tractor
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