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This is what I've heard from trustworty sources...
July 20th, 1988... the day will go down in history as Bryce day. God Alan Falcon knocked up his wife Marjorie Falcon in his
blue corvette. They sat in the corvette for years until Bryce was born in it. This is how he gained his superhero name the
Blue Falcon. Maybe it was all of the car fumes his mom inhaled (the car was on the whole time), maybe it was the drugs she
did in her younger years, maybe it was the attempted ovary punch abortion.... but somehow Bryce was gifted with talents.
He can turn invisible, he can play the piano like no other, he has the ability to be the awesomest, he can play the guitar
like no other, his hair is like silk, his muscles like an iron washing board, buns like a bear, heart of gold, x-ray vision
and much more. Growing up was hard to Bryce. He had to learn how to control his powers. He was suspended for being so awesome
and killing his entire preschool class with his awesome aura. Time went on and his mom got knocked up again and his brother
Devin was created. He's cool but not Bryce standard. In fifth grade he was suspended because he made all of the girls vaginas
wet. This was considered to amazing to be held in a school zone. In middle school he did every single girl and killed many
because they realized they just had sex with Bryce and that would be the pinnacle of the life so there was no more reason
to go on. His freshman year of highschool some kid actually attacked him but Bryce just gave him the nod... no more to say...
He then went through a stage in which he played with Plaintiff and The Noise and is currently playing for Hat and Tractor,
Five Easy Lovers and Hours 'till Awesome.
Bryce goes to Mira Costa highschool and is going into his Junior year. This is absurd as we all know he is to smart for
this shit but his parents make him. I heard he's in like the hardest classes the school has to offer. Amazing.
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